Wanna see proof that cats are better than dogs?

O.K. cats can do TONS of tricks and learn them quicker than dogs! My cat can jump over a fence, beg, climb trees, and more. My friends cat can play fetch. My other friends cat is toilet trained. Cats don't wake you up in the morning on a nice Sunday morning for example. They can wash themselves. They don't pee/poo in the house. They don't need walks. They are smarter. In every movie where there's a dog the dog causes a problems that almost kills everyone. The cat saves the day! Cats show love by purring or cuddling. And if you where sad it would come and comfort you. A dog couldn't care less. He/she would be selfish and say "Come ON I wanna PLAY!" Anyway, I like dogs, but I'm just proving that cats are better. Give me 1 reason how dogs are better?