My wife is blaming me for driving a motorcycle while drunk even though its legel because it is not a car?

she is furious that i wrecked the bike i bought with her savings because i had only had a few cups of drink and a couple of beers, and on the way home i drove into a fire hydrant and totaled the bike, then walked home and the bike was gone the next day, i explained to her that it is not my fault because it is legel to ride a bicycle, skateboard, or motorcycle while drinking because these transports are not cars or trucks, so i also wrecked her car by removing the coolant lines and driving it until it caught on fire because i forgot about the coolant. now kendall her boyfriend is pressuring me to pay for the bike, but i really want to go on vacation to mount rushmore and i have been saving up all year to go and see the huge faces of those guys. so want to know the legal ramifications of wrecking someone elses motorbike, and if i have to pay her any money or what.